Damn, I wish I were crushingly wealthy…

by Mike Fullerton on June 30, 2005

If I was crushingly wealthy, I’d add this racecar to my garage. If I were crushingly wealthy I’d probably have 25,000 square foot garage and 10,000 square foot house and I’d probably still run out of room in the garage. I’d fly around the world in my Gulf Stream jet. I’d have a ginormous yacht to land my helicopter on, and I’d moor the yacht in Monaco. Damn, I need a higher limit on my Visa card.

BTW, what committee decided how to spell “yacht”? This is one of those words I have no idea how to spell and end up spelling it like yaught before the spell checker saves my ass. What an irritating word.

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