So here I am, mr bad ass blog poster technology whizz, and just as I’m reaching for the mouse to click the “post” button on a lovingly crafted post that frankly cures cancer and world hunger, I bump my mouse’s back button and poof the post of the century is gone, shattered into tiny little ones and zeros and I’m staring at a page I just don’t want to be starting at. Then the cursing starts. And the stomping. And the breaking of things.

I just know that God is sitting on her pinkly padded thrown cackling and and pointing her nice manicured and jewelery adorned finger at me. “I told you to use a more robust tool to post to your blog, you putz,” she says, followed by a Nelson-esc “haw haw”. I bite my tongue, swallowing a spicy retort. God, you can have your laugh. For now.

True, I’ve been meaning to research tools for posting to my blog. I supposed God can take credit for the notion, but either way, I’m done typing into this frackin’ web site to post to my blog. Each time is accompanied with anxiety that just this scenario will be played out, just as it has, with just the dastardly consequences to be felt by little ol’ me. God laughing at me frankly doesn’t help much. But since I’m not omniscient (like SOME people) I guess I learn from my mistake. I’ll never type my posts into IE again. We’ll, except for this one.

As God is my witness, this technology crap is going to be the death of me.