I forgot something important when planning to install the battery brain on our BMW X5. The fracking battery is in the back, under the spare tire, and I couldn’t fit a wafer thin mint back there, much less the Battery Brain. Should have thought of that before ordering it, dambit. I guess you can do an “advanced” install and hang it off of the fuse box, but that makes me a bit more nervous. I’m not sure what I’m going to do here. I could have Ted May install it for me perhaps. The X5 hasn’t done its drain the battery and refuse to start happy dance lately, but I’m sure it’s just lulling us into a false sense of security.

I love cars. I hate cars. I love cars. I hate cars. I love cars. I hate cars.

Blast!