Haw Haw, people hate Tom Cruise

    ‘‘There’s a scene where Tom (Cruise) gets beaten up pretty badly. And the test audience clapped. It was kind of weird.” — a Paramount Pictures insider on the audience reaction at a Mission: Impossible III test screening

    I got the quote here.

    Ask me which movie I’m more likely to see, Snakes on a Plane, or MI3? Well, neither. Unless Tom Cruise was on the plane and got swollowed whole by a Anaconda in the first five minutes, then I’d watch Snakes on a Plane. At least the first five minutes. Until the Anaconda sits back in its chair, rubs its Tom Cruise shaped snake belly, burps like beer drinking frat boy, and says “that’s some tasty Tom Cruise. I loves me some tasty Tom Cruise.”

    I’d buy THAT for a dollar.