Yearly Archives: 2009

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    Thoughts on District 9

    First, off no spoilers, I promise.

    District 9 is a fantastic movie but you might not enjoy it. You should see it anyway. I think this is an important movie.

    Now, those of you that know me know that I’m a big science fiction fan. I’ve read countless books and stories and watched everything. I’m a hard sell. I think this is one of those movies that truly transcends the genre. The thing about great sci-fi is that it is always about much more than is on the surface, it challenges you, it makes you think. But it’s not always fun.

    District 9 is a hard movie to watch because it really touches on significant and painful social issues. I think it hits a nerve. Or three. I understand why you may not enjoy it, but you can’t say isn’t a fantastic movie. Well, you could, but you’d be wrong. :-)

    I think that District 9 isn’t an enjoyable movie in the same way most enjoyable movies are enjoyable. It’s not really escapist entertainment. District 9 stabs you right in the eye with sharp scissors right out of the gate. The way it’s shot, with the flat colors, in hand-held documentary style, definitely didn’t produce a lot of eye candy. In fact, I was a bit off-put by this. At first.

    Right away it ripped me out of my comfort zone. It’s not pretty or glamorous. It’s not an idealized version of Hollywood reality. It says something about us, our fears, our flaws, our culture. It makes a painful point about who we are.

    This could really happen.

    That said (the part about it being harder to enjoy than a normal movie I mean) – I enjoyed the hell out of it. I enjoy a well crafted story. Great dialog. Great plot. I actually was surprised a few times by what happened (which, sadly for me, hardly ever happens). There was a couple of times I wanted to stand up and shout, did you see that? Did you? There’s actually a character arc in this movie, the main character learns, and changes, and surprises. He transforms. Don’t see that too often. The character even has a specific moment of epiphany. And I was loving it.

    The attention to detail was staggering. I wanted to rewind and watch some parts again. The special effects may be the best I’ve every seen. I forgot about them and just enjoyed the movie. I forgot that the aliens and spaceship were computer generated. Normally, in other movies where there are virtual characters, I never quite forget they’re computer generated. I did in this movie. Probably the only other time that’s happened for me is Gollum in Lord of the Rings.

    I’m still thinking about the movie. That never happens to me. (Nearly) ever.

    There’s my thoughts on it. So there.

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    iPhone, check. Margarita, check. Drinking the iPhone, and chatting on the Margarita? Check.

    Bunny with her brand new iPhone 3gs. Her iPhone 3g ate pavement big time at Miami International airport. Shattered.

    This is an awesome Mexican restaurant called El Rancho Grande. It was recommended by the Apple Store’s Luigi from Venezuela, as we swapped in a new, unshattered, iPhone.

    Our server made the guacamole right at the table. Possibly, the best I’ve ever had.

    The margarita’s were massive, tasty, and knife to the eyeball cold.

    What’s not to love? And, yes, there are many things to love in this photo.

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    The beach at midnight from, like, a light year away.

    I’m posting this with no processing at all to show how amazing the Nikon d700 is. When you look at the beach with just your eyes, it’s literally blackness. This is from the balcony on the 15th floor of the W Hotel in Miami’s South beach at 12:30am. It’s dark. Really dark. There’s a wee bit of moonlight, but nothing to steer your canoe by.

    You’ve got to undersand here – you can’t see the ocean, or ANYTHING, on the beach. I mean nothing. It’s a big black void. You can see the trees, where the lights are, but that’s it. The shot was practically a misfire I had so little expectation of anything at all coming out.

    In the picture, you can see the color of the water, the lifeguard stand, and people walking. Unbelievable.

    Truly, the d700 is mind boggling. Right when I was thinking of downgrading to something that doesn’t weight more than an Escalade, it goes and slaps me up the side of the head, and I’m like, oh yeah. THAT’S why I have this camera. :-)

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    Miami Skyline

    Miami, from my hotel room balcony.

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    Watching the beautiful people

    It’s 12:30 am in Miami. It’s about 85 degrees and about 80% humidity. Saturday night means all the clubbers are heading out to the hotspots about now. I shot this picture from my balcony on the 15th floor in the W Hotel in the famous South Beach. This is the entrance to the club here at the hotel.

    Keep in mind it’s frickin’ dark out and these people are down 15 floors and on the other side of the hotel! You can see way more in this picture than you can with your eyeballs. This is with a Nikon d700 and a 70-200 2.8 Zoom lens, hand held, with VR on.

    This camera is unbelievable. I can’t believe this came close to coming out. I have a couple like this.

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    Is this thing on? Tap, tap, tap? Cough.

    Hello Cleveland!

    Or not.

    A lot has happened in the last few months. My apologies for ignoring you – you pack of snarling, vicious interwebulitees. Yes, that’s my word. Print it out in a really big sans-serif font. Study it. Learn to spell it. Scan it back in. Make it your desktop picture. Print it out again. Frame it. Repeat.

    Here’s what’s up with me. The short version.

    I quit Microsoft and started a new company.

    Well, two companies.

    First, GreenTongue Software. See that wheeled contraption over there? That’s the iPhone app bandwagon. See that goofy guy climbing hand over hand up the wagon wheel and perching himself on top of it? That’s me. I will now proceed to drink a Mai-Tai and start complaining about XCode.

    Second, Slam Dunk Consulting. We help micro businesses get on the web. Fast. A micro business is a very small company. Like one to five people. Or less. Yes, less than zero, wise ass. The company has negative one people. Can I continue now? Anyway… lots of these micro business have no expertise in internet technology, and they don’t know how to get it, or don’t want to get it, or they don’t know who to trust. Many of these folks can barely get their e-mail, much less know what SEO or social networking is. And they’ve likely had bad experiences and lost lots of money with shady goombas and shysters selling .com juice. And, of course, everyone needs to be on the web. Now. And likely they need to be on the first page of google or bing or yahoo searches. They depend on it. What Slam Dunk Consulting offers is prepackaged solutions to solve all these problems at reasonable prices, with quick delivery, all done by trustworthy and ethical people, e.g. me and other folks I’m working with. Including my dogs, who are getting pretty good at editing MX records (cheap labor paid in bacon strips per hour).

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Timmy got stuck in a well. Er, I mean, since I left the mothership, the stock price has gone up. Random uncorrelated fact. Also, I’ve been working hard under contract writing a really really cool iPhone app. I can’t tell you what it is, but I will. At some point. And you’ll want it. And you’ll get it.

    Of course also I’ve been learning about running a small business. Lot’s to learn. Who knew accounting was so annoying?

    Stay tuned. Radio silence has now be broken, and stay tuned for regular broadcasts on this frequency. Frequency Mike.

    Over and out.

    (Yeah, yeah, photography blog FAIL. Move on.)