Yeah, yeah. I haven’t updated my blog since, well, before I bought my television, which some say was long before James Tiberius Kirk went back in time and killed all the dinosaurs. Yes, it’s been a long time since I posted. I agree. But, hey, I have a really good excuse…
I went to Maui and got married.
I know, I know, real original. Worked for me though. What can I say? It was fantastic and I’m quite the happy fellow. Complete with a jaunty spring in my step and a cocky gleam in my monocle.
The above picture was taken in Makena Cove (also called the “Secret Cove”) in Wailea, Maui. Our photographers were Gordon Nash and his assistant Ian Shepherd. As you can see, they have no idea what they’re doing whatsoever. Hah. Irony. I actually meant the opposite of what I just said. See how that works?
This beach is pretty much why we got married in Maui. We stumbled on it in 2006 and thought it would be the perfect place to get married. And it was so. Well, sort of…
We were actually married on Poolenalena beach, which is just a surfboard ride down the coast. This is where the above picture was taken.
Poolenalena beach is okay, but its not as good as it used to be since they paved the whole thing and built a Starbucks, Jamba Juice, Noah’s Bagel’s combo mall. We did the ceremony there instead of at Makena Cove because we had too many people with all their beer kegs and ATVs and whatnot. See, my peeps like to fire off their double pumps and do wheelies to celebrate this kind of thing, and there’s just not room for this at the cove.
More later.
{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }
1. You guys are hot!
2. I’m a lazy reader and thought you said “This beach is pretty much why we got married” [period]. I was all like, whoa, that’s a potent beach.
3. Observation: Every person in the photos has their lips on something
Nuthin’ like doing keg stands in daisy dukes. Yee haw!
That there bride of urs is one hot lady. Was she mail order?
@yvonne
1. thanks! She is at least.
2. it is in fact a potent beach. so potent in fact, you’re only allowed to visit it in 13 minute increments.
3. You should see the rest of the pictures.
@reeves
Exactly my point. But I didn’t need to specifically visualize you doing this. Thanks a lot.
@rob
No, but I was.