According to this preacher, all the women I know are possessed by demons. Because they wear blue jeans. This story leaves me speechless. What about Khakis? Or Capri’s? Bicycle pants are pretty evil too (and how). Why stop at blue jeans? What about tube tops? Leg warmers? Or fur hats? Does ol’ Beelzebub have a preference for Denim? Perhaps the soft but resilient fabric somehow eases the transition between the spirit and physical world?

When I was a kid, and I’m dating myself here, I had an entire three piece suit (yes, with vest) made of blue denim. Boy, was I stylin’. But inhabited by demons? Yes, perhaps, and maybe that explains a few things, but then again, maybe only the combination of denim and estrogen attracts demons. Is testosterone a demon repellent? If so maybe Levis could include some sort of aerosol spray with their products for women. Just a thought. Perhaps the whole demon and denim threat could be mitigated with some targeted products in pink spray cans. Probably go over well at Wallmart. Thank god for Wallmart. Hey, wait, do they sell jeans to women? Oh no! Wallmart is selling evil! Now there a nice mathematical proof, from demonized blue jeans to evil Wallmart. Can you follow the logic? I knew you could.