Mike Fullerton's blog » Fun http://blog.mikefullerton.com yet another iOS developer Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:40:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Can’t unring this bell http://blog.mikefullerton.com/2008/06/26/cant-unring-this-bell/ http://blog.mikefullerton.com/2008/06/26/cant-unring-this-bell/#comments Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:17:07 +0000 Mike Fullerton http://www.mikefullerton.com/blog/2008/06/26/CantUnringThisBell.aspx

Driving to work,

Howard Stern and ba ba booey.

Sipping my hot Starbucks.

Laughing.

Until Eddy Murphy starts staring at me.

I try the windshield wiper washer.

Again.

Again.

Until I run dry.

Eddie.

Won’t.

Go Away.

I hang a right at mile marker 257.

Tires shreak.

Cappuccino flies out my window.

I fly through the green trees.

Flipping.

Ground.

Sky.

Ground.

Sky.

I lie in smoking wreckage.

Ticking.

Hissing.

Sirens and dogs howl,

closer, closer, closer.

The face haunts me,

his face,

his face.

HIS FACE!

Eddie, please.

Get.

Out.

Of.

My.

Head.

Or at least off the 405.

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Get your monitor screen cleaned automatically!

Steps:

1. Maximise your browser window

2. Click this link

BTW, this is NOT one of those flash movies that attempt to scare you out of your pants.

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If you’re thinking about writing me a nasty comment, get a life. No judgements being made here about feminism, or any other ism. So there.

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A few days ago I was working late at night at home. I started nodding off at my desk and eventually literally feel asleep sitting there. It was kinda like this.

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This kid is clearly hopped up on the goofballs. Or Scooby Snacks. One of the two. Why, when I was a kid… bleh, I’m too old to type the rest of this joke.

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The Glen Quaqmire sound board – Giggidi!

More soundboards here.

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A great link for the trailer is here. Omg, the first part looks amazing with the wind in the desert. Wow.

BTW, I give gamespot and all those losers the finger for not letting me download the full res version. So here’s a no muss no fuss link. With the high-res version. Enjoy.

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This motorized pool lounger makes me wish I had a pool in my backyard. If I did, I buy two of these, buy nerf lances (from the nerf jousting store), and have jousting battles.

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Launch in external player

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