I’m not going to bag on anyone’s musical taste because I like polka-ska played by hairy northern europeans on on seventies era synthesizers and I don’t want people to make fun of me because I’ll start crying and short out my reel to reel mono hi-fi. But let’s just say an California Condor flew into my gaping cave like maw, created a nest, laid three eggs and took up spelunking as a new hobby until my laughing ejected the bird family in a puff of feathers and twigs and climbing equipment (I kinda choked on that last carabiner).

My buddy Mike sent this to me and he recommends fast forwarding to 3:00, then to 6:00, then to 7:40. If you don’t know what BPM it’s “Big Pink Mangoes” or “Beats Per Minute”. One of those two. I get them confused.

Of course the consensus on youtube is that death metal needs more cowbell. That and polka-ska.

Btw, you’re welcome. I almost embedded that damn animated gif my post. I nearly napalmed my computers ass until I released I could just link to it. Put the maltove cocktail away and back away from the keyboard sir. It was funny for the first second, and then it made want to impale my eyeballs with the rotisserie skewers from by barbeque after that. Don’t say I never did anything for you kiddo.