So the other day I was lounging in my wicker love seat on the porch of my craftsman home, enjoying some steaming tea, when I snapped this picture of of the lovely sunset…

Or not, see there’s a couple of things wrong with this story.

First, my home is not a craftsman. Can you even get a craftsman in a doublewide?

Two, I don’t drink tea. Only home-made hooch.

Three, I almost never lounge. See, I gots me a Still that done likes to explode.

Four, I think about the only good use for wicker is for starting fires. Preferably under my Still.

And five, this picture was taken on Mars.

Shploink! Boing! Whaaa?! Yes you heard right! Mars. The red planet. Click here for the full story.