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Check it out, a 100 year old lobster named Bubba. He weights 22 pounds. He just got a starring role in a new horror film by Stephen King. One of these statement is a bold face lie.

check out this auction on ebay

here’s a news article about it (how I found out about it)

We ROCK!! We even have cute girls in our video.

Thanks to Mike M. for sending me the link.

I’m not sure why I’m so interested in this story, but you might also be interested to hear that Herb and Wanita Young, the couple who brought the cookie baking girls to court, are having a tough time. Imagine that. They’re getting hate mail, threatening phone calls, and even death threats. I don’t approve of any of that crap, but come on, you sued teenagers who brought you cookies. I can understand the outrage. The father of one of the girls, Taylor Ostergaard, has even got a restraining order against Herb because he keeps calling and harassing the girl’s family. Wanita is quoted as saying she’ll probably have to move out of town. A nice steaming serving of poetic justice anyone?

I’m glad to report that people have been contributing money to the girls. A glimmering ingot of hope in this craptacular story.

Some more details in this article in the Denver Post, the local paper.

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Here’s the girls, Taylor Ostergaard and Lindsey Jo Zellitti. I couldn’t find a picture of the Youngs.

According to this preacher, all the women I know are possessed by demons. Because they wear blue jeans. This story leaves me speechless. What about Khakis? Or Capri’s? Bicycle pants are pretty evil too (and how). Why stop at blue jeans? What about tube tops? Leg warmers? Or fur hats? Does ol’ Beelzebub have a preference for Denim? Perhaps the soft but resilient fabric somehow eases the transition between the spirit and physical world?

When I was a kid, and I’m dating myself here, I had an entire three piece suit (yes, with vest) made of blue denim. Boy, was I stylin’. But inhabited by demons? Yes, perhaps, and maybe that explains a few things, but then again, maybe only the combination of denim and estrogen attracts demons. Is testosterone a demon repellent? If so maybe Levis could include some sort of aerosol spray with their products for women. Just a thought. Perhaps the whole demon and denim threat could be mitigated with some targeted products in pink spray cans. Probably go over well at Wallmart. Thank god for Wallmart. Hey, wait, do they sell jeans to women? Oh no! Wallmart is selling evil! Now there a nice mathematical proof, from demonized blue jeans to evil Wallmart. Can you follow the logic? I knew you could.

An icon of rock and roll in Silicon Valley passes quietly into oblivion. KSJO has changed formats to Spanish music. No offense to Spanish music lovers but this sucks. First KOME and now KSJO. I’ve lived in Silicon Valley for going on twenty five years and KSJO has always been there. Some of my friends have worked there and guest hosted there. I didn’t really like the Motorheads and Ozzys, but I’ll miss the Led Zeppelins and Van Halens. Sigh. FM radio now officially bites hairy donkey ass. There I said it. And when I say something, it’s as good as gold my friend. You can take that to the bank and cash it.

Check out the best of Criag’s List. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction and here’s the proof. It’s rather Jerry Springerish, but we have “Wanted: numerous amounts of dog crap“, “I grabbed your boobs on Sunset“, and “Free set of Air Drums“.

Thanks to Scott for showing me the way.

And I thought Reeves was a Star Wars fanatic. Check out this hardcore fan…

http://www.videoranch.com/html/sororitygirlsfromhelllarge.html